“Imprevu” Liza-Minelli (1965)
The Minion is tasked with keeping the Dark Wolf fed, entertained and happy.
"Hellew! I am Her Ladyship's Minion. My name is MIFWIC! - Mother F*cker Wots In Charge!
Just so we are clear! Yes?!"
Ever since I introduced Donna to the Minions in "Despicable Me", she laughingly
referred to me as:
"My Minion", because I was always busy doing things... especially for her.
Donna must have watched "Despicable Me" and the sequels about 20 times!
Donna always reminded me of this song - because of her bubbly joy when we were going out to eat.
As in, imperiously commanding:
"MINION! I am hungry! If you take me somewhere to dine... I will hold your hands and tell you how much I love you".
Oh well... Resistance is Futile. Brush hair. Bank card. WOLF key. WOLF-MOBILE.
Freeway. Music. Wine estate. LUNCH!
"Anything else? Mi'Lady?" I utter in Veddy Bored Butlerese.
"You have not told me you love me today, Minion", she says irritably
"I thought I had, Mi'Lady. Don't worry. I will".
"You had better. Or there will be Hell to Pay" Laughing her head off.
"I have already paid Hell, Mi'Lady. So that won't work!
Anything else? Mi'Lady?"
"And Now! Breaking News...: Two lunatics have escaped from the Reservation..."
Turn me loose, Imprevu
Let me laugh and make love, Imprevu
Let me run through the world
Flinging popcorn and pearls
I'll make spring an all year thing
Let's take off, Imprevu
To a place where there's nothing to do
But play gypsy guitars
While we ride shooting stars
Let's make spring an all year thing
So let's love, Imprevu
I'm something new, Imprevu
I'm a new kind of female
To make you feel he-male
Clear through and we'll live Imprevu
Doing anything we want to do
We'll call every month May
And get carried away
And run off
And elope every day
We'll make spring an all year thing